How To Prepare A Seaweed Sandwich:
* Set oven to "party.”
* Slather one slice of bread with Austin, Texas surf rock, the other with your favorite tanning oil.
* For oceanic roughage, fork-mash years of touring with more than a few shakes of entrepreneurial salt.
* Slice diagonally.
* Serve Seaweed Sandwich in an upside down frisbee.